In which Citizen Jim arrives to explain Citizen Dan Liebke's role in country superstar Keith Urban's losing battle with substance abuse.
In which Citizen Jim arrives when Chicken Sheets is deep into a daydream about escaping the US to a radio station in Tipperary.
In which Citizen Jim is as patient as he can be while Chicken Sheets tries to stall during Story Time.
Can Chicken Sheets write a complete Citizen Jim between 6:11 am and 6:29 am? Read on and find out!
In which Citizen Jim arrives and all the blanks are filled in and all the boxes are checked and all of that makes a story nobody will read except CP (and maybe CA) but that 's okay. It's like a Mad Libs exercise about two friends who are always at fictional odds for purposes not based in solid reality. If that makes no sense, I'm too old to care, now.
In which, due to various and sundry reasons explained in this story, there is no Citizen Jim story in this Citizen Jim story.